Smashterbation

What is Smashterbation?


1.

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

See ssb, smashturbation, loneliness, failure


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