Smashturbating

What is Smashturbating?

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

See masturbating, hulk, cumfest, anal sex

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