Smashturbating

What is Smashturbating?

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

See masturbating, hulk, cumfest, anal sex

Cold

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Jippery

1. A word used to describe general disarray and bad turns of events Come home to a messy living room = Jippery Spill some chocolate ice c..

Culminating Project

1. A project devised by districts around the country to bother the high school senior class by making them work 20 more hours outside of sc..

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