Smat

What is Smat?


1.

1. A word replacing any word you please.

2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.

3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.

4. A sound like "splat"

1: I smat myself last night.

2: I'm smatastic!

3: You're being so smat, man.

4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.

See smat, smart, smatty, woo

2.

(Derived from "Smart")

The state of being dumb but believing that you are acting smart.

Katherine is so smat, she throws garbage out the window of the car so that the retards can have jobs.

3.

hot, sexy, well put-together; usually used to refer to a person's general appearance

Damn girl you lookin smat today!

See chica

4.

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."

Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

See semen, cum, sperm, jizz, premature ejaculation

5.

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

May Meredith you look quite fetching in that smat .

See hat, cap, headband

6.

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.

Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?

Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

See angry, furious, dingy, fuming, pissed

7.

adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.

2. Socially paracitic.

3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.

Don't be so smat.

That art gallery is a smathouse.

See manipulative, cunning, crafty, chary, politic, sly, wily


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