What is Smatch?
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1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
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Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!
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to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.
If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!
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3.
to choke with male juices or gizz
Don't make me smatch you
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aka a muffin(:
extra sweet with a cherry on top;
or.. pistachios. yuckkk -_-
david archuleta loves ugly cupcakes, cause the pretty cu..
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the business section of a vagina
any man can tell you how confusing a womans genital layout can get.
the vagina consists of all kinds ..
