Smatch

What is Smatch?


1.

1. An ass-slapping motion.

2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

See also 38th parallel

Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!

See slap, ass, smath, match

2.

to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.

If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!

See snatch, smack

3.

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you


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