Smatch

What is Smatch?

1. An ass-slapping motion.

2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.

If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!

See snatch, smack

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you

Necronookie

1. sex with a babe who may as well be dead for all the action she puts in to it. Mr.A 'Look at that babe, shes hot". Mr.B "..

Valatalau

1. 1. Taking advantage of one, either in rape,or in dealings 2. Racial slur for mexicans and italians, it refers to thier lack of respec..

Chronic Non-sensical Ramblers

1. The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically. Awesome Rossome's blog..

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