Smatch

What is Smatch?

1. An ass-slapping motion.

2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.

If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!

See snatch, smack

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you

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