What is Smatch?
1.
1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
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Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!
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2.
to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.
If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!
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3.
to choke with male juices or gizz
Don't make me smatch you