What is Smatch?
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1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
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Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!
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to smack someone or somebody with your snatch.
If I don't get these donuts to my wife, she'll smatch me!
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3.
to choke with male juices or gizz
Don't make me smatch you
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The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
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When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet..
