Smatterchew

What is Smatterchew?

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

See shlonky

Big Job

1. A poo that didn't flush. when you head for a toilet only to find someone has left a poo thats bigger then 'normal' - you..

Bullish Celebration

1. The motion a dog makes when kicking out their rear legs in a triumphant, bull-like fashion following a toilet stop. Unlike their feline..

Hop-donkey

1. One of african heritage, who have the lips and dicks of said animal, and the "ups" that a white man could only dream of. &quo..

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