Smatties

What is Smatties?

1. massive breasts on any girl

2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

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