Smaug

What is Smaug?


1.

1. The kickass dragon from J.R.R Tolkien's THE HOBBIT.

2. My hamster.

Smaug likes running on his plastic wheel.

2.

1. n--the sulky, angry (but very impressive) dragon from Tolkein's tale, The Hobbit, whose secret weakness was a spot on his left breast unprotected by scales.

2. n, slang--someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her balls.

3. v--to put up a big front of power to conceal one's balls

1. Smaug reared up to show his massive strength and power, but Bilbo pointed out the flaw in his armor.

2. Bush is a huge smaug; he's always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of ballsbehind a bunch of pointless aggression.

3. Dude, quit smauging--it's ok that you don't always have the answer.

See balls, chutzpah, pussy, bluster, compensate

3.

a fag0t cs plar hoo thiks hie is 1337

mi nmae is smuag teh fag0t!`!!1


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