Smeadlocks Edit Meaning

1. when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly. i had to soak the clag in the bath before ..

1. sexiest man ever, ex member of new kids on the blockhas the brightest blue eyes that put cameron diaz to shame and the only man allowed ..

1. A sex move. This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs ..