Smeagle

What is Smeagle?


1.

The act of getting a blumpkinwhilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

2.

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

See sneak, steal, crafty, underhanded, evil, thief, trick

3.

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

See hurt, your ass, really, bad

4.

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

See smeagle, anal, raw, blow, shit, bleed, humas

5.

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

See smeagle, shmeagle, smeagol, shmeagol

6.

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

See Donald

7.

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.

OR...........

You can just say I see a smeagle.


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