What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the ..
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An obsolete term for smoking a cigarette; cigarette's used to have Fiberglass filters, hence the term.
"I really need to go e..
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A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.
Talking to yourself:
Oh, cook a cat...
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