What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.
We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!
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when you have to take such a big dookie that you feel like the entire world is about to come out of your ass.
Man I ate so much food to..
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Kick ass game played with the fat phat plastic orange bat that might possibly result in broken windows of a local cult. Must be played i..
