What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
Random Words:
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when you get extremely cold in the midst of cold weather
Peter was very brrdicated after cleaning the snow off the car
See cold, freez..
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Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck
Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelp..
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When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.
Tom: Whoa, That bum sme..
