What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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feeling someones breasts--BristolsBristol city--titty,cockney ryming slang
She stood for a BRISTOL REEFallowed her breasts to be felt
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Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty popta..
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corrupting (esp. our kids) with sexual content in films, and especially music.
Britney Spears, XXXTina, Holly Vallance
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