What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.
I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the G..
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Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the boar..
