What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
Random Words:
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The yorkie yap attack involves a few steps during sexual intercourse
1. grab the victim by the shoulders and throw them to the ground...
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The penischopper is a device created in c++ designed to bring your penis down to size. ( = we were teaching phiz how to program and that..
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cuntfaggot is when a lesbo rubs her clit on another dykes clit.
little kid:o CUNTFAGGOT!!!
mother: hey dont say that. your not a dyke...
