What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
Random Words:
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adj : more than one in number, but less than four; a couple; two, three.
"Me an' Mr. B're gonna go smoke a COUPLETWOTHRE..
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A boyfriend who supplies cookies.
1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son..
