What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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A low profile bj. Only the person who is giving and the person who is getting can see it.
Dude she gave me lope domes for 20 mins.It wa..
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A great T.V programe on BBC2. staring Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. With other ussual apearences from Rory Bremner,..
