What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an ST..
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something not worth worrying about
nothing important
something that is beyond ones control
see shit happens
Lauren: "So duda, h..
