What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You shoul..
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Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.
I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunte..
