What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
Random Words:
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The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body..
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Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.
You know the old saying: work like you need the mon..
