What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't,..
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Oily-haired patriotic Fox News presenter with a flag in his lapel and a badger up his ass.
You just trod in a John Gibson!
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A conse..
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The section of a school that contains all of the music rooms. Even if it's not a 'wing', the Music Kids call it that as a..
