What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "..
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The act of reversing your car at high revs
in such a way as to form a rattlesnake shape.
fuck doughnuts pull a reverse rattlesnake...
