What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
Random Words:
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Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.
1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking ..
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when a girl performs oral sex on a man while giving him a hand job. All at the same time!! :)
that girl was so hot, and she gave me th..
