What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.
When he le..
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The act in which an Emo cuts his penis and slowly jacks himself off while crying in his own sorrow.
As Johnny sat there, he slowly gave..
