What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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when you fall asleep wilst in the process of doing the horizontal monster mash
dude dave went to bed with this hot chick and totaly ida..
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Summer time, also used to indicate the passage of another year in a kid's life.
A few more ice cream seasons and she will be old e..
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Lose your marbles = lose one's mind, insanity, person who does not have common sense/wits.
"Lose your marbles"
I knew s..