What is Smear Up?
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Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
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Who was Zul-Qarnain?
Many Islamic thinkers and intellectuals consider that the said Zulqarnain mentined in Quran is the Greek conquero..
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Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.
Dude, fix your pappy hair!..
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Also "smak"
1) To talk disparagingly about someone.
2) To lie about someone.
Alternately
3) To talk nonsense. "Bullsh..
