What is Smearfaceblanketmonster?
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a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.
The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.
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To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.
-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
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A person who enjoys a monogamous sexual relation with a domesticated feline.
WOMAN1: Hey is that your cat?
WOMAN2: No...that's my..
