Smeat Edit Meaning

1.

to 'smoke' then 'eat'

when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal

the past tense is Smate

and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries

I have completed the smeat.

I Smate hard yesterday.

Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?

See smate, smoke, toke, blaze, eat, weed

2.

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

See spam, meat, food, gross, fatty

3.

spreadable meat

I want smeat and crakers!

See meat, spread, spam, dip

4.

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

See schlort, small, meat, tiny

5.

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.

Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?

Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

See smeat, tim, connor, tara, love, cum

6.

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

See smeat, sweaty, feet

7.

The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBARin that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.

The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesyrip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.

See smeat, mystery meat, meat, spam, mystery, waterworld