Smeats Edit Meaning

1. one who proform's the act of masturbationto an obsessive extent fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happybag of cunts ..

1. Semen on a Saltine Cracker. My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster. See alabama, semen, oyster, cracker, food..

1. Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop. Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince ficti..