What is Smeele?
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A name for one who smells like shit. Normally "Smeeles" are crapped out while their mother was in the 3rd month of pregnancy, which explains the retardedness. The smell is a disease which only smeeles can have. The smell of shit will accompany them for the rest of their life. Furthermore, they are born with a dick which is coming out of a pussy, and the balls are actually 3 balls, which hang out of a "smeeles" ass, because the mother ate meatballs before crapping out the child. Being a "Smeele" is a hard thing in many countries, because they are not only hated by everyone, but they are also discriminated, and in Holland they are the equivalent to the Gypsies in Spain, Romania and many other countries.
Hans: Damn that kid up there Smells like shit since first Grade when I first met him.
Josef: Oh he has a disease called "Smeele", it makes him smell like shit.
Hans: Why does he have this disease?
Josef: Oh havent you heard? His mom crapped him out instead of being normally born.
Hans: Lets kill him
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