Smeg Edit Meaning

1.

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.

You smeg head

That's smegging horrible

2.

Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.

"Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck".

Smeghead = fuckhead

Oh smeg! = Oh fuck!

What the smeg is going on? = What the fuck is going on?

Whats that smegging thing? = Whats that fucking thing?

I dont give a smeg = I dont give a fuck

etc...

3.

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

See Snake

4.

"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom, Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey clits.

"Get that smeggin thing away from me!"

"Rimmer, you're an absolute smeg-head."

5.

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.

Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks

See smegger, lister, rimmer

6.

Insult, curse/swearword. Popularised by the character Lister in Red Dwarf. Derrivetive of the word Smegma meaning cock cheese.

"What a smeeee. What a smeeeeee. What a smeeeee'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ~ Failed attempt by Kryten to you it in reference to Rimmer.

"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.

I'm a little mouse named Keith,

I circumsise men with my teeth,

I don't do it for leisure,

Or sexual pleasure,

But just for the cheese underneath.

See smeg, smegg, smegma, cock cheese, knob cheese

7.

A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'

Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.

Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.

Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!

Guy 2: Er, what??

See smeg, red, dwarf, smeghead, smegg