Smegastache

What is Smegastache?

The sexual activity of smearing the smega from under the foreskin on the lip of a female, giving her a mustache out of old dick cheese.

Did you hear? Jono wiped his dick cheese on Caits face and gave her a smegastache!

See smega, mustache, cheese, face

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Lee Lackemby

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