Smegball Edit Meaning

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The art of not washing your schlong for a few weeks, picking up all of the tissue and smeg that has built up under your foreskin (strictly a non-Jewish game) and rolling it up into a ball. Can be used as a tougher version of the seagull craze. Only to be used by guys that don't care how they smell and don't get given head.

Simon: Holy shit Rob, have you been stuffing things in your cheeks like a hamster?

Rob: No, I'm keeping this smegball warm for throwing it at my grandma later. It will explode better that way.

Graeme: Nice smegball Richard.

Richard: Thanks, I collected it from that old man down the road.

Graeme: That's my mum you bastard!

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