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A guy who, during sex, can't contain his load for more than two measly thrusts. This leaves the woman shocked and extremely unsati..
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You have sex in a fire truck.
Last night I broke into the fire station and gave your mom a Tallahassee Fire Truck
See tallahassee, fir..
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When a guy masturbates into an italian (or any for that matter) hoagie and lets somebody eat it.
Jake: dude.
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how&ap..