What is Smegg Nog?
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A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
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