What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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A phrase used to get out of doing something when your with a group of friends..similiar to Noes Goes. The person who says shotie out las..
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Discharge which comes from that of a ditty Or any pussy-like being. Vaginal discharge, smells like fish and other sea creatures.
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