What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland
The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing ..
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A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.
Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and wester..
