What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.
AKA - Tramp Stamp
Even when I was in Amsterda..
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pirates drink,The(R)favorite letter of the alphabet
Whens me throat gets dry, me drinks some w.a.r.t.e.r..