What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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The art of recieiving fellatio after finger-banging some random chick, on the dance floor, in the middle of a party...while everyone is ..
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Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering..
