What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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If a girl has strawberry blonde hair, she doesn't have a bush. She has a GOLDEN HILL!
Her curtains match her golden hill.
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(noun)
a) An exceedingly derogatory term for an individual having the reproductive organs and many of the secondary sex characteristics..
