What is Smeggler?
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One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
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a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.
Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein..
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Probably the most feared figure in all of Barsgasdans 5 day history.The Most Hated ruler of them all, if you ask a barseeg they will say..
