What is Smeggums?
1.
A large twonk, with uncontrolable beastility and eating habits.
Most Safeway workers with silly blonde hair
2.
You are almost a Smeggums. yep, you are THAT DAMN GOOD
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3.
Large Lamer Lets Little Lemmings Lick Large Lemon Lipples
Smeggums is large and eats to many sausages