Smegma Omelette

What is Smegma Omelette?

1.

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??
21

Random Words:

Idiotismus
1. an act of idiocy. why have u committed such an idiotismus?..
Read more
Scrivzey
1. Someone who steals off their "best friends" Girl 1: She so stole that off me when she slept over Girl 2: Thats so Scrivzey! ..
Read more
Zombue
1. A zombie carrying materials for fondue. We didn't need to bring a birthday cake - we invited a zombue. See zombie, fondue, desser..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free