What is Smegma Omelette?
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
Random Words:
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Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.
When i gave her the roman war helmet with ba..
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Slang for "jacking off"
"Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the gli..
