What is Smegma Omelette?
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
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A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.
A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.
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