What is Smegma Omelette?
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
Random Words:
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Someone who is ugly; so ugly, in fact, that it is unfortunate for the rest of the world to have to look at them.
Aquafina is so unfortu..
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When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.
"dude i heard kari di..
