What is Smegma Omelette?
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
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to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were ..
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The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.
The name Kowalski is dervived fro..
