Smegma Stache

What is Smegma Stache?

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v. to dip one's finger between the foreskinand the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.

your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
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