What is Smegma Stache?
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v. to dip one's finger between the
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick
"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"
See spots, uglyness, eww..