What is Smegmalith?
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Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.
"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"
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same as a money shot but smaller. u still cum in the broads face but it aint a fat nut
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Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Mos..
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When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.
DJ: IMO my dick is soft
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