Smegmastur

What is Smegmastur?

One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation

That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.

See smegma, smegmaster, cheeze, smeghead

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1. An expression of sorrow, guilt, or cooing at extreme cuteness. OMFG you are gorgeous. ;.; And then I broke it. ;.; I will never forgi..

Keep Your Stick On The Ice

1. coming from the hockey term meaning don't high stick it which is a sign of anger. keep it cool, peace out, see ya, etc. person ..

A Social

1. when you pop outside with a few friends for a fag or two "Right lads, anyone for a social?" See social, fag, toke, drag, puf..

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