Smegmectomy

What is Smegmectomy?

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheesefrom one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

See cheese, smegma, knobcheese, foreskin feta, helmet cheese

Holeslaw

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Like A Rat Up A Drainpipe

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Dalliant

1. adj; Having a manner of flirtation or amorous toying, intended to arouse sexual interest. When Diane first saw Scott, his dalliant appe..

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