Smegmectomy

What is Smegmectomy?

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheesefrom one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

See cheese, smegma, knobcheese, foreskin feta, helmet cheese

Handjob Haney

1. To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bath..

Ol' G

1. Ol' g is another name for someone's mother. Im on my way to my ol' g's house. See old girl, mom, mother, o.g, momm..

Prickly Jello

1. JELLO WITH NAILS IN IT BOB: LETS MAKE SOME PRICKLY JELLO AND STICK IT UP MY ASS MIKE: NIGGA, THAT SHIT FINNA HURT See jello, food, an..

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