Smegmectomy

What is Smegmectomy?

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheesefrom one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

See cheese, smegma, knobcheese, foreskin feta, helmet cheese

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1. A slang word for nicotine. I've finally given up smoking, Nicola O'Teen was such a bitch to get away from. See smoking, cigs..

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