Smegmectomy

What is Smegmectomy?

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheesefrom one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

See cheese, smegma, knobcheese, foreskin feta, helmet cheese

Invisible Dick

1. a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term. "Kara: gawdd hes so annoying" "Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible ..

Splendoobular

1. When you are so happy with something (i.e. a relationship) that it is Splendoobular Dang! This cheap hooker that i got is so good, this..

Upshank

1. Shanking or stabbing and then slicing from the lower abdomen upwards to the breastbone. Oh, man, that gangsta just got upshanked! I re..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smegmectomy Edit Meaning