Smegmorize

What is Smegmorize?


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1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet

Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."

Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."

Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"

See stunt, tip, pay, wallet, money


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