Smegza

What is Smegza?


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A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.

The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!

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