What is Smeirdon?
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The fat kid who sits at the back of your class with big sun glasses on to hide the fact he is obviously been hitin' the hash. He is loud, annoying, with terriable body oder and will hit you up for money and never pay you back.
A Smeirdon will think he can drive like Sterling Moss but actually has less skill then Wyonia Rider has at shop lifting.
If you meet a Smeirdon run and if he asks for your number don't give it out or he will continue to phone you just to talk about nothing at all or that he is lost in a park and high as shit, it's 2 am and could come pick him up.
Oh man that fucking smeirdon in are english class stole my bike.
Learn to drive you fucking smeirdon!!!
Random Words:
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A shorter way of saying "get off my grill".
Before: "Hey man, Get off my Grill."
After: "Hey man, Linen duck..
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A problem with toilets, been known to shit six times a day and piss his pants in a taxi in da bull.
Ooops I've done a OnlyOneKenob..
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The act of a girl allowing the cum to drip from her vagina into the man’s belly button after girl-on-top sex, while he is still too weak..
