Smeits

What is Smeits?

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

See jizz, cum, man juice

Ape Lips

1. A Matt Evans,person with a big giant, hairy upper lip Dude, That Matt Evans is such an Ape Lips See ape, lips, matt, hairy, giant..

Ya Mam On Toast

1. Annoying major comeback to any insult Person one: You're gay Person two: So's your mam on toast Person one: :-(..

Little General

1. An affectionate term for your penis. The little general performed his duties with distinction last night...

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