Smeits

What is Smeits?

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

See jizz, cum, man juice

Ebay Hangover

1. What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk. "Dude, I..

Voter

1. Voters are responsible for deciding the outcome of basically any election, except for instances like the the 2000 presidential election ..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

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