Smelcom Edit Meaning

1. Basically means Jackass, except insinuates beastiality, as it also means that one would like to jack a bass. Go away, you farking jackb..

1. A reamed anus. See crack your ass SEPHlROTHhas a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

1. adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like. my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone h..