Smelcro

What is Smelcro?

When you fart and it follows you into another room

"Jesus, who busted their ass?" "Sorry dude, I did it in the kitchen, but that fart had smelcro."

See farts, sbd, gas, silent but deadly

Schmoff

1. to slack off. waste time. day off, day off. its time to schmoff. 2. To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/..

:wink:

1. Used at the end of a sentence to show you are only joking. Person 1: "Hey hows your sister?" Person 2: "err.. fine why?..

Monkeylover

1. one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy. See asspirate..

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