Smelcro

What is Smelcro?

When you fart and it follows you into another room

"Jesus, who busted their ass?" "Sorry dude, I did it in the kitchen, but that fart had smelcro."

See farts, sbd, gas, silent but deadly

2 2 Base

1. a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date? Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base. Jim: Dude..

Dirty Velez

1. A guy who is willing to have anal sex with fat women. dude my buddy who works the mail room is such a dirty velez. See dirty, sex, ana..

Quordioblasphemy

1. when one cannot decide between two outfits I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my ..

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