What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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Similar to Nade of hope it refers to when a player launches a rocket into a undesignated area, in hopes that someone will walk into that..
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see Hellboy.
Ron Perlman IS Hellboy.
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An actor and manly man, also see manly, hottieand sexybastard
OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE ALIEN 4..
