Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Urodophobic

1. An abnormal fear that girls have when they encounter urod's. Mark or Milad(To girl):Do you want to dance? Girl: No I'm urodo..

Gretsky

1. a man with two guns...or someone who carries two guns...usually two 9's. like Fabolous said... "I keep two 9's on me lik..

Zacs

1. When you wake up in the morning and your breath tastes exactly the way you feel. This generally occurs after an evening of drinking alc..

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