Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

0:-)

1. The Smiley version of an angel, used in text messages. "Hi sis, I hope you'll have fun camping. Behave yourself 0:-) " ..

Fabz

1. an annoyin lil cunt u want 2 kill bcos he's an ugly lil rat. "where is dat fabz 2day" "ye we killed dat rat with a..

Kamille Go

1. n. A cute, short, pretty, sometimes annoying little female asian that has a really beautiful smile and runs into trees. "Hey, are ..

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