Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Nonsheep

1. A person who doesn't subscribe to following the flock, herd or pack mentality. A Person who is more an independent, self governing ..

Meh-beh

1. of ancient greek origin... comes from the term "maybe" and has changed as people have gotten lazy. "Hey, you wanna go ou..

Horse Cock Jonson

1. The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person. "...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty b..

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