Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Nivenbum

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Fowty

1. A forty-ounce bottle o' beer as referred to when just a little gone or imitating someone. Also what people think my friends last n..

On Term

1. doing everything right the first time damn, Terrence is on term with his dance moves See hot, awesome, fresh, fly, ballin'..

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