What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin..
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When you dance aka skank to grime music.
In more detail: You pull your arms up to come level with your chin and pull backwards while fi..
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very very embarrising.
That chick'c crack is hanging out of her pants, HOW EMBARR-BARR
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