Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Durnk

1. how you spell drunk when you're drunk mab ifm durnk See Cleveland 2. An extremely high level of alcohol intoxication. The origi..

Intellectual Stoner

1. A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope. My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too..

Quntzscare

1. Quntzscare (noun) Kuhnt-skei-yer. Derived from German Cöntskëir. 1. An action which should not be done. 2. An action which has come to..

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