What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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somebody who is very,very gay.
BA is such a quimby bag. she is because she is really gay.
See gay, homo, ba, retarded, buttfink
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One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.
"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."
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