Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Vagenga

1. 1) another word for vagina 2) playing the game jenga on the vagina, preferably on a girl who can put her legs behind her head in order ..

Ownatious

1. 1. used as another for owning 2.a mood used on myspace sometimes 3.excited or really happy 1. OMG im being so fucking ownatious righ..

Ftf

1. First To Find - A Term used by Geocachers When you are the first one, finding a "virgin" cache Usually found in the forums o..

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