Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Muthahood

1. (noun) The state of being a mother with serious attitude. (muhth-a-hood) Muthahood aint for sissies...

A.b

1. acronym for asian babe, is also used when describing absolute beasts and african beauties Adam: did you see those ab's back there..

Nyjong

1. The act of attempting to shove/thrust something inside of a black man's "pisshole". Damn, that bitch trying to nyjong me..

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