Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Gotstang

1. A mythical, ninja-like character, often seen posting on mustangworld/forums Damn, look at that crazy ninja in his silva 6..

Humping Party

1. A Humping Party is when you and a whole bunch of friends (male or female) just start humping each other and other friends, random people..

Faux Vibe

1. When you thought your cell phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't, and what's worse-- it's not even in that pocket. ..

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