Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

See corked

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

K-nex

1. Slang for Kleenex. "Hey Sarah, hand me some k-nex, my nose is bleeding." See kleenex, nose, tissue, knex, naruto..

Fraq

1. in place of the explicative "fuck" used in Andromeda. "What the fraq are you doing?" See fraq, fuck, frack, frak, ..

Irratic

1. Beyond all rape, unstoppable and very good at what they like to do John is such an irratic skateboarder See irratic, lazy, sad, pethet..

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