Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Nequity

1. Negative Equity. This happens when your house value is less than the purchase price minus your down payment. Joe put 20% down on a $500..

Quarter Spot

1. The dark, wet, quarter-sized, circular shape left on the front of underwear after urinating. The wetness comes from drops of urine left..

W.g.s

1. 1. White Girl Syndrome 2. Acting Like A white girl like if your man is cheating on you and you ask your self "what did i do wrong..

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