What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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It's a duck crossed with a mole who poos guacamole.
quackamole.....duck mole
See guacamole, duck, quack, mole, turtles
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1.The use of satanic power through the combination of electricity, instruments, and high doses of marijuana. Preferably used against hot..
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fat, stupid english teacher @ st. dominic's; has huge wart above the left eyebrow; 45-not married; says paren-"fa"-ses no..
