Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Habloweenie

1. When you get oral sex on halloween from someone in a costume. I was going to a halloween party and I met this lady who gave me some h..

Dolkass

1. One who is excessivley inconsiderate of others, rude, over-bearing, and spits alot when speaking. Said people are often regarded as the ..

Chillburger

1. the most awesome person in the world The Chillburger is teh awesome See chillburger, pwnage, awesome, name, x..

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