Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Gurtrude

1. When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live pro..

1. this has basicly no deffinition... however it is most often used as an insult with no base meaning... or used to just plain confuse peop..

Meepin

1. A member of the organization known as Meepins. Did you see that crazy Meepin hit that awp shot?..

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