Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Drabulify

1. To bore via long lecture. The teacher then proceeded to drabulify the students by beginning to tell them his entire life story. See bo..

Ass Guitar

1. When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar&quo..

Ariana

1. A girl prettier than anyone she knows. Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met he..

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