What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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The flood of text messages received when you first turn your phone on after it has been off for a long time, or when you finally get a s..
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The act of talking shit. Spittingoff. Running of the mouth.
"All these hoes be chatterboxing."
"Homie's always ch..
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Used to say it's time to drink.
"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"
See beer, time, thirty,..
