Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

See corked

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Ach!!!

1. someone trying to breath when being suffocated by deoderant this person must not be alowed to live. "ACH!!!" "he's ..

Toono

1. Abbrevation of toonophile My buddy is in love with Salima from Beyblade V-Force, he's toono! See toonophile, gameophile, sonic pa..

W.w.o.p.d

1. What would Optimus Prime do? Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and s..

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