Smelf

What is Smelf?


1.

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

See corked

2.

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.


84

Random Words:

1. pronounced as fag-rag-ot A word to randomly call out to a person or a quick random come back..this word is combined with the wordfag an..
1. One who spams Man, that new guy sure is an Invincible Agent 2. One who performs secret tasks that cannot be harmed. He sure must hav..
1. An elf you can recieve in Megamen Zero 1-4. Its an elf that temporarily upgrades a skill. You can feed it to make it stronger. "Du..