What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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1. a phrase used in the worship, of one human being to another.
2. Used to express strong emotion, such as lust, passion, bdsm, raunc..
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Discrimination against people who are not very smart.
Professor, I refuse to take this exam on the basis that it has an intellectual bi..
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Something that rocks so much, and is so cool , that it is practically oozing Rock Sauce.
Wow, that car is rock sauce! I want one.
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