Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Bunkake!

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Fudidled

1. to me confused, mad, pissed, and sad all about the same thing. "I'm very fudidled by what he said." When a boy (the one..

Yelf

1. Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together. Often this is a hopeful,..

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