What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Random Words:
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What happens when you listen to Incubus. You become entraced in a second state of mind, because the power of Incubus is too great
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male-exclusive hairiness in the private area
Mia poutsotrixa sto plhktrologio !
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greek word for "a cock's hair..
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a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!
Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
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