Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

1. When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!" Bradley decided he was go..

Zitzilla

1. a HUGE monstrosity of a zit, often found on teenage faces. not to be used regarding peopel with major acne, ususlaly just on relatively ..

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

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