Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Bookjaw

1. To hit someone under the jaw with a corner of a book, preferably a very large book. It pretty much will knock them on their asses. &quo..

Pennsic

1. Pennsic is a short term for "Pennsic War", the world's largest SCA event. For the sake of simplicity, "Pennsic&quo..

Shitonfaceation

1. the act of shitting on an opponents face Tomorrow we will have shitonfaceation when we blow out that punk ass team by 50 points...

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