What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Random Words:
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To engage in intercourse with a women. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you pull your wang out and come in their mouth.
What you do..
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To engage in acts of niggerdom or otherwise niggerdly activities.
"I'm not paying you $200 dollars for a stolen stereo Shaque..
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play with a girls pussy
NOW PUT YO RIGHT HAND IN THE AIR
PUT THE LEFT ONE IN YO UNDERWEAR
NOW TICKLE DAT CAT,TICKLE DAT CAT
NOW T..
