Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Mahogamy

1. The practice of only having sex with fat chicks. "Jason Dodge could get cute girls, but mahogamy is so much easier."..

Ferrous

1. An offensive and derogatory term for a Canadian Ironworker. Did you see all of those ferrous guys after they got off work? Why don&a..

Holladay

1. A tight ace ghetto fabulous hood were all the nuccas reside "come to the Holladay, it'll be like a permanent vacation" ..

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