Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Introweb

1. What you call the internet when you're angry at it. "FUCK THE INTROWEB."..

Jobby Job

1. Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent. Travis! Get your ass up off the couch..

Hurting

1. pronounced: HER-Teng. 1. Used to describe a situation, a person, a place that is currently in poor form or performance. Emphasizes t..

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