Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Quinsy

1. when your tonsils have been fighting with evil demons and lost. I've got quinsy. See quinsy, tonsils, fighting, pain 1. when yo..

Naium

1. a naium is definition to describe a big ass nigger who is sly...they normally come light skinned 1. why you being a naium man fix up km..

Impaktz

1. A player of the game "Counter-Strike Source" who is noted to be bisexual. This player is very skilled and can swing both ways...

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