Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

See corked

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Lol Cat

1. 1. A feline animal is usually involved in some sort of "verb" in the vicinity of your "noun" "verbing" you..

K33g

1. geek nerd like a nerd, but very cool, socially accpetable, liked by ladies. Your some next k33g!..

Zitatious

1. when somone is so zitty that when you look at them, you cant help to call them "zitatioius" man 1 turns around and nuges man ..

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