Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

The Golden Seal

1. The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, a..

Heratic

1. A false god, differs from a Heretic. I can't beleive those people actually think that a Heratic will protect them.. See god, hera..

Chao Drives

1. Little multicolored tubes you collect from killing G.U.N. robots in Sonic Adventure 2 to give to your chao in order to increase it'..

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