Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Ddrsteal-a-dew

1. Noun: An event where someone makes a visit to the home of a freind/relative/acquaintence for a short videogame session, and then use tha..

Zwinky'd

1. When a friend or acquaintance covertly installs Zwinky on your computer loading it with adware and spyware for you to discover later &q..

Gird Your Loins

1. An old-fashioned expression, meaning to prepare oneself for action. Originated in the Bible. Oh shit, the principal's coming! GIRD..

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