Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

See corked

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Mojo Wire

1. The Xerox Telecopier, a primitive fax machine, as called by gonzojournalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. ...back at Rolling Stone I had to b..

Zoodie

1. Jacket that has both a hood, zipper, and two separate pockets. Unlike the hoodie which has no zipper and a unipocket. "I think it&..

Brockwild

1. very excited by dance music See liberty..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smelf Edit Meaning