Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Chocolate Apples

1. Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "po..

Jizzchef

1. a person (culinary trained or not) who prepares and cooks food and meals mainly with semen / jizz / spunk. abbreiviation: JC 1) studio ..

J.k. Rowling

1. A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter ..

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