Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Imbreast

1. to be impressed by a person's breasts. Did you see Tina's rack in that tight sweater? I was imbreast. See impressed, flabbe..

Ideological Bigot

1. A weak retort used when one can't back up their claims. You want my ghost friend to do what?! You sir, are an ideological bigot. ..

Cheekys

1. Last few draws of a joint, said because its a cheek to give the person so little. First person: "Want a draw of this mate, its che..

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