Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Stoopit

1. A term to describe an idiot, the same way you would use stupid, but in a BlueSteelkinda way. Look at that Becy, Lewdminx and TrAse, the..

Defin

1. (Def-in) adv. 1. Without a doubt 2. Oh for sure 3. Damn Straight Jane: What could we possibly do to top a weekend of hiking and ..

Vaginafart

1. When a woman cracks one loose and dust is released, only for a hissing sound to be heard... Kelley... did you just rip me a fresh vagin..

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