What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Random Words:
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fucking idiot; extreme idiot; dumbass to the nth degree
God that guy is an idifuckingot! I hope he gets his balls cut off!
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An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be rui..
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A person, place, thing, or situation that involves or contains many issues.
Her love life is issueniferous.
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