What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Random Words:
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A term used in refering to a white person.
What's up vanilla face?
See paleface, cracker, honkey, guero, whitey
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The Term &qu..
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what your hog is after its been in butt
"Those three guys all had poopie pecker after they got done with Smiley last night"
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A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen.
I saw him in my queer view as I walked by.
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