Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

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