What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Random Words:
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a lol related to a fucking situation
person 1 - what the fuck are you doing man?
person 2 - fucking lol
person 1 - ?
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A Jamaican Nig-Nog is when you're friend/enemy has his hand in a fist, and you proceed to knock on the outside of his closed fist. ..
