Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Pimp's Breakfast

1. A dro joint and a cup of coffee. Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival. See whore&a..

Ya Mum

1. the answer to practically every question in the world Who? Ya mum Where? Ya mum When? Ya mum What? Ya mum Why? Ya mum See steve 2..

Twentyman

1. English surname originating around the War of the Roses. Possibly derived from Twinterman. His last name is Twentyman...

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