What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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sexual position where the guy shoves his dick up the girls vagina and it turns so hard that when he tries to pull out it breaks.
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When guys sleep in the same bed.
Ever since Jack started to redesign his bedroom, I've had to share my bed with him - we've b..
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Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
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