What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration
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have fun, chill
"roll out with your pole out".
"jump out with your stump out".
"kick out with your dick out&..
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America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"
James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the Englis..
