What is Smelf?
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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
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someone who acts wierd to try and be funny.
Ben is such an igglefizzit when he is he has too much caffine...
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1. The cheapest thing on the menu at most fast-food places. Homeless people come to a place that serves nachos with 40 cents, asking for..
