Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Key'ed Up

1. To be extreamly pissed off. To be extreamly upset. ...both! Kiara is extreamly Key'ed up. See pissed, angry, ticked, annoyed, d..

Qwok

1. An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud. While in a board of directors meeting..

Gaspard Ulliel

1. A supremely talented actor. Classy, handsome, charming, French. What else is there to say? Films Gaspard Ulliel has starred in... Je..

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