Smelf

What is Smelf?

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.

Billy: Did you clean up?

Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

Vbg

1. very big grin Precursors to the common use of emoticons in electronic communication were abbreviated phrases within less-than and great..

Joy-rape

1. To fix very quickly and without care; usually involving wires or components from other defective items and/or duct tape. Similar to ji..

Laydeeze

1. 1ural fo' women, hoes, bitches 2.ghetto plural fo' craka hoes Brian asked "Howz da laydeeze" when he really meant ..

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