Smellison Edit Meaning

1. To shit yourself when travelling home on public transport after a works piss up,and wake up to find your own dog humping away into your ..

1. A person who is a virgin and is also a bit retarded and/or slow at times. It is derived from the word "virgin". He can't..

1. Another way of saying womanizer. A womanizer intentionally makes craploads of women know he's God's gift to women while at th..