What is Smelly Bum Fingers?
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Smelly Bum Fingers is a magical shop that Sam Benwell told Daniel Hobbs about and to go to while in a giant super market, currently buying DIY Tools and following a wierd old man to find the best till to line up at.
Sam and Daniel then headed off to school where he meet up with Rosanne and Maddie, the local fag hags of Daniel Hobbs. Sam told the fag hags about the shop 'Smelly Bum Fingers' aswell.
They all looked outside there classroom window, which strangely was in Camden High Street, London, But yet looked nothing like it, to see the funky store 'Smelly Bum Fingers', Maddie and Daniel then noticed they had been in there before, but did not know about the massages they offered there, the ones, they ususally advertise in telephone boxes and dirty magazines in the back pages, which Sam had told them about aswell.
They all couldnt wait to go over to the shop 'Smelly Bum Fingers'! Then suddenly Daniel Hobbs woke up when Sam Benwell was phoning him.
Daniel wants to open a store called 'Smelly Bum Fingers' now.
"Hey have you been over to that new shop in camden called 'Smelly Bum Fingers?' They offer them massages, the ones, they ususally advertise in telephone boxes and dirty magazines in the back pages!"
"Hey guys lets all go to Smelly Bum Fingers!"
"I love smelly bum fingers!"
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