What is Smelly Pirate Hooker?
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One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...
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The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex f..