What is Smelly Quarterback?
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When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.
The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.
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An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus..
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best slang ever for eyeball. 'nuff said.
you fucker, that hit me right in the looking ball!
kyle: "al, a piece of glass was ..
