What is Smelly Quarterback?
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When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.
The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.
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