What is Smelly Quarterback?
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When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.
The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.
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The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals..
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a crazy good solo industrial/electronica project from palm harbor, florida. does remixes of other industrial bands and video game covers..
