Smelly Santa

What is Smelly Santa?

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a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.

I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa

See blumpkin, crap, sex, smelly, ho
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