What is Smelly Santa?
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a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
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Someone, who on the come down from a trip on shrooms, starts to act mean to his friends and or family.
After me and some of my friends ..
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the act of lighting your throbbing cock on fire and fucking your mate.
Allison was feelin frisky, so i gave her a Cambodian Firehouse.
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