What is Smelly Santa?
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a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
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Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department)
I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island...
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someone who speaks 5 languages
someone who can speak multiple languages
more specifically 5
therefore
quintilingual
See quint, 5
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