Smellyspud Edit Meaning

1. Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement. Verb: To masturbate. A p..

1. Colloquial form of "heffing". The state of being a heffer. That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary..

1. A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right leve..