What is Smelmit?
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(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".
Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"
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A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt.
That girls got a nice dookie toater.
See butt, rear, back, rump, buttox..