What is Smelmit?
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(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".
Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"
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The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if on..
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a verb, reffering to anything Zac Effron related.
Yum, that was zacalicious.
See zac effron, yummy, hsm..
