What is Smelmit?
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(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".
Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"
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BIG, white, cotten briefs of some sort.
Had to pull up my underbritches because they were ridin' down my butt.
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a huge penis. is a males main asset
"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"
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