Smelmit

What is Smelmit?


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(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"

George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

See helmet, cheese, smell, bell end, stink, cock, smegma


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