What is Smelmit?
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(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".
Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"
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When you lower your standards and have sex with someone that you would likely get an STD from.
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When perforated paper fails to properly tear along its perforation.
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