Smelmit

What is Smelmit?


1.

(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"

George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

See helmet, cheese, smell, bell end, stink, cock, smegma


0

Random Words:

1. Faceboogling is what happens at the end of a porn movie, the Man faceboogles a woman, or boogles on a woman's face. Basically it me..
1. to be extremely sexy damn look at that vancura piece of ass! See vancura, van, sexy, kittens..
1. Someone either working independantly or as part of an organization who plans and helps educate people on what to do in the event of a zo..
Book Banner