Smelmit

What is Smelmit?

(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"

George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

See helmet, cheese, smell, bell end, stink, cock, smegma

W.o.w!

1. Wildly Overweight Women your mom's a W.O.W! {Obese woman walks by} W.O.W! See fatass, salad-dodger, jupiter, rolls..

Autotan

1. A person who always has a tan no matter what time of year it is. Here comes Autotan. He is a Capital Ass. See tanning, autotan, arrog..

Dookie Toater

1. A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt. That girls got a nice dookie toater. See butt, rear, back, rump, buttox..

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