What is Smeltz?
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v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in
I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.
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A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.
I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.
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