What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
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When you're going all out during sex.
Preferred on one night stands and or hookers.
"I gave that bitch a fucking vicious pou..
