What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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When something makes you laugh so hard it feels as if you were punched in the gut by James Caan from the movie Rollerball.
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A big pile of stuff, an entire thing, the whole enchilada
"Instead of just biting off a piece, he ate the whole schmazolla"
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