Smeltzer

What is Smeltzer?


1.

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying

"ladies.."

"slappa dat shit like u wants it"

"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action

chick2: yeah it was huge.

chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

See action, ladies, honk


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