What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one:..
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Continuous excessive masturbation.
Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.
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