What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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The combination of fellatio and cunilingus performed simultaneously. Or simply put, 69.
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To choke in a big pressure situation
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Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.
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