What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that th..
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The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.
Dude 1: "Man you alright? ..
