What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the ..
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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
See mushroom bruise, har..
