What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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someone who is from canada
that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.
See moose fucker, josh..
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Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Shaun is a Pabst Smere.
See cromwell, douche, pabst, toof..
