What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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1. A permit allowing an individual to enter the performer's area at a concert or show.
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Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas
Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks..
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throwing knives at a wall
Child, didn't I tell you to stop playin ghetto darts with mama's good steak knife?
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