What is Smeltzer?
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usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.
also known as man with outrageously large action
can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"
chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer
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A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.
That chick is ho..
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the run a woman makes to the toilette after a good long ass pounding.
She did the looseassrun last night and I laughed like hell..
