What is Smerf?
1.
to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
2.
To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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3.
a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
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When someone pees into your mouth while you and the person peeing are wearing nothing.
Come gimme some Kool Aid Lemonade baby!..
1.
1. To completely fail to gain an erection in the presence of a sexual partner.
2. Impotent.
3. No ability to perform sexually.
4. Get..
