What is Smerf?
1.
to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
2.
To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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3.
a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
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When one must pleasure themselves to the point of no return. Wacking it is hard as humanly possible. To Masturbate intensely
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1.
To be made fat without consent or by accident.
Watch what you eat or you may get fatassinated.
See fat, assassinate, food, eating, die..
