What is Smerf?
1.
to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
2.
To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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3.
a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
Random Words:
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To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.
Johnny has just tried to..
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A really stupid word boys I know use for 'overly large nipples'.
"Yeah I was with this girl and she had pizza nipples.&q..
