What is Smerf?
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to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
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To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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3.
a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
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Background: invented in Dr. Kilduff's chemistry class.
1. What's up my element 67!..
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A mental sickness in which a person wants to have sexual relations with a dead baby.
Guy #1) I think I have necropedophelia.
Guy #2) G..
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1. Phrase used for describing something which is not good.
2. Phrase used for the hell of it.
Scret Lovers are totally not for the bes..
