What is Smerf?
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to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
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To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
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Someone striving to rid the world of penis.
A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case no..
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having the most amazing skills. pwning any and all competition.
Wow, he's so 1337 hardcore and you're such a nub!..
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A term used by me when really pissed about something and not caring anymore.
'Hey, it's time to go'.
'Not now, lat..
