Smerf

What is Smerf?

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.

Did you just smerf me?

See smurf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

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