What is Smerf?
1.
to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
2.
To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion.
Did you just smerf me?
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3.
a damn communist
The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
Random Words:
1.
a slang term for penis.
doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.
See dick, wee-wee, pee-pee, weiner..
See jitch, bastard, drink, alcohol, death, dead, cola, coke, jagermeister, jager, vodka, red bull, kick, drunk, hang over, passed out, wanke..
