Smessay

What is Smessay?

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a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."

See sms, essay, text message, irrelevant
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