Smessed Edit Meaning

1. Someone with a rather large nose and burns it by accident as it gets in the way i burnt my nose whilst lighting my cigarette, man the s..

1. Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way. Morrisey is such a pooftie man. If you don't make this basket yo..

1. Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar t..