Smet

What is Smet?


1.

A derogatory term for one who has sexual intercourse with nurses and weasels.

Tristan from "The Gilmore Girls" is a smet.

See scooge, asshole, nerd, fatty, douchebag

2.

Same Move Every Time

A victory in a video game due to a boring opponent using the same winning combo every fucking time.

Smet.

K-Man: ha ha, look another perfect defeat by Sophita.

me: looked more like Smet to me.

K-man: you're probably right col.

3.

Same Move Every Time

Yes, this IS what it means emphatically and without a doubt.

Usually perpetrated by close friends who wish they could be a "gamer" like you (ME) and pull off moves they can only dream about before squirting in their sheets.

See also S.M.E.F.T. & S.M.M.E.T. !!!!

Slight variation on original, usually thrown around a room when said friends (Colski) multi-tap buttons in a mad frenzy trying to defeat opponent looking very stooopid and Flid-like.

Colski: Hah I beat cha ya butch !!! (panting frantically as if running from the KKK in Georgia, not noticing that fingerprints have been burn off and game-pad has been melted into a new shape)

K Man: Well what do you expect when you use the button constantly ? SMET muthafucker SMET !!!


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