Smevens

What is Smevens?

1.

someone who lives on a farm and fucking reeks of horse shit who wants to be a chav.

"have you seen that new kid?"

"yeh apparently he lives on a farm or something"

"fucking hell he's a right smevens"

See country bumpkin, chav, poser, sheep shagger

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