Smidgeted

What is Smidgeted?


1.

smacked in the face with a midget.

warning midgets are not to be used as bats.

midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.

the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

See midget, midget tossing, lol, omg, ferrari


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