What is Smiff?
1.
(verb) To out think or out do.
When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'
2.
A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.
"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."
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3.
To out think or out do.
I totally smiffed him during the debate.
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4.
How some people say smith.
yo what college are you going to?
Johnson C. Smiff
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5.
A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";
"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".
Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.
"<friend> is such a Smiff".
Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"
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wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger
i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.
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To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.
"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"
