Smiffkins Bridge

What is Smiffkins Bridge?

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

See asshole, nuts, sack

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